Bubba and Junior

Bubba and Junior

Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a
flagpole, looking up. A blond lady walked by and

asked what they were doing.

"We're supposed to find the height of the
flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse,

loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down.

Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a

measurement & announced, "Eighteen feet, six
inches," and walked away.

Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that

just like a dumb blond? We ask for the height, and she gives us the
length.

Bubba and Junior are currently doing government
work supervising the reconstruction of those New Orleans Levees.